Rejections and what they mean
Rejections and what they mean
Rejections: The Female Way
- 10. I think of you as a brother.
- (You remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
- 9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
- (I don't want to do my dad)
- 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
- (You are the ugliest dork I've
ever laid eyes upon.)
- 7. My life is too complicated right now.
- (I don't want you spending the
whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys
I'm seeing.)
- 6. I've got a boyfriend
- (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and
Jerry's).
- 5. I don't date men where I work.
- (I wouldn't date you if you were in the
same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
- 4. It's not you, it's me.
- (It's you.)
- 3. I'm concentrating on my career.
- (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
- 2. I'm celibate.
- (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women:
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.
It's that male perspective thing)
Rejections: The Male Way
- 10. I think of you as a sister.
- (You're ugly.)
- 9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
- (You're ugly.)
- 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
- (You're ugly.)
- 7. My life is too complicated right now.
- (You're ugly.)
- 6. I've got a girlfriend.
- (You're ugly.)
- 5. I don't date women where I work.
- (You're ugly.)
- 4. It's not you, it's me.
- (You're ugly.)
- 3. I'm concentrating on my career.
- (You're ugly.)
- 2. I'm celibate.
- (You're ugly.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men:
- 1. Let's be friends.
- (You're sinfully ugly.)
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